The Illuminati

The Illuminati
The Illuminati is a mysterious cult of aliens working for a 420 year old Dorito. Their motive is to turn the Earth into Doritos and the Oceans into Mt. Dew. They are very secretive and rare to find. If they are discovered by outsiders, they are brainwashed. The Illuminati watches the deleted memories to learn from how they were discovered and make sure not to make that same mistake. The Illuminati can be summoned in a ritual that only experts like Don K. Ey know.